Tom Morris

3 December 2008

A pungent mix of programming, philosophy, pedanticism, procrastination, perplexity, peripheral political polemic, and platters of preposterousness.

I’m just reading Quine’s Word and Object. We may begin by defining the affirmative stimulus meaning of a sententence… as the class of all the stimulations (hence evolving ocular irradiation patterns between properly timed blindfoldings) that would prompt his consent. Yes, it made me go WTF too. Basic beliefs aren’t just there for the sake of it - they exist to keep us from going insane. Imagine if I were to wake up and get to the train station to hear an announcement: Please use your ocular irradiation pattern-detecting equipment to gather visual stimuli from the timetable, and then use your auditory sensual devices to monitor for announcements over the tannoy.

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IBM have patented an important new algorithm. It is this: x = y / z where x is the amount to be paid by a restaurant customer, y is the bill’s total amount and z is the number of fellows at one’s table. Truly revolutionary. (Via Techdirt)

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